• me to the rest of the world: now, everybody shut the fuck up! my team is playing!
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kroossed:

How to be a football fan:

  • insult the referee like is the last day of your life. this is essential
  • temporarily hate the ones your team are playing against with
  • get pissed the fuck off when one from your team misses a goal
  • insult your own team
  • breathe and say it’s not their fault
  • insult commentators when needed
  • if the match is over and your team won be happy
  • if the other team won tell them to go fuck themselves
  • repeat next time 

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@dogs that wag their tail so hard their butt shakes

flygoing:

I love you

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